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A B C D E-F G H I J-K L M N O-P Q-R S T U-W-Y |
Oh,
Craig • Old
Fashioned Day In The Country
One Of Those People • One
Thing On Your Mind • OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Ouch! • Paranoia • Piggy Bank Love • Piggy
in the Middle
Plenty of Time • Pour
L'Amour Des Chiens • Protest
Song
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(Ahhhh) Oooooo wee-ee-ee-ooooo
(Ahhh) Wee-ee-ee-oooooo
(ah-AH-ahhh) Ooooooooo
Oh, Craig-ah! (bop bop bop shoo-wada wada wahh)
Why are you so vague? (bop bop a-dada doh doh)
I need your loving-ah! (ging ging geah geah geah geah geah)
Like I need the plague (bop bop ba ba ba)
(booh bah bop bop bah ba ba boh....) Oo bop doo waddy waddy ooo...
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I'm just one of those people who wanna feel good all the time
I don't want no bad news messin' with my mind
I don't want no smart ass media clown
Wising me up and then dumbing me down
I'm just one of those people who wanna feel good all the time I'm just one of those people who puts up with crap everyday
Not just any ordinary crap
I'm talkin' about a constant stream here
Continually getting in my way
Crap in the workplace
Crap on the street
Crap in the junk food that I have to eat
I'm just one of those people who puts up with crap everyday I'm just one of those people who some people call paranoid
Well who is and who isn't?
These days it's hard to tell
With so many reasons
For so many people to feel just more than
A little annoyed What can you do when you're sure somebody
Is imagining imagining your reality
I'm just one of those people who some people call paranoid I'm just one of those people who wanna feel good all the time
Oh Lord I ask you is it such a crime?
The last thing I want is a feeling of guilt
when I'm wading through treacle on balsa wood stilts
I'm just one of those people who wanna feel good all the time
Yes I'm just one of those people who wanna feel good all the time
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Well her clothes left nothin' to the imagination
Everything was in the right places; she was pure temptation
I watched the way she fingered the stem of her champagne glass
And with her long lashed eyes and ruby lips, I knew she was high class
And all the while her hair hung down to her gownless evening strap
And I said "Haven't we met someplace before honey?"
And she said "Cut the crap."
You men are all alike,
you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your mind
one thing on your mind
You men are all the same
you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your mind!
Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for a word
I started up a conversation;
I was not about to be deterred!
I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy
I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality
And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had a brother
And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese
Or a bit of the other
She said you men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind
You men are all the same you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your mind!
Well the linesman's flag was up
and the referee's whistle blown
He pointed to the spot without hesitation
and we were on our own
And to cut the long story short
we got together and we named a day
We bought a house near the top of the league
with a garden where the kids can play
And at night when they're tucked up real safe in bed
she comes up real close to me
And I say "Not just now honey,
There's football on tv."
You men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind
You men are all the same, you've got just one thing on your mind
One thing on your...
Tiny mind!
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Evertime I turn the radio on
I get OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
All night long
Everybody singin' the same kind of song
And it goes OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
All night long
Everybody groovin' the same kind of beat
And it goes OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Tap your feet
Everybody feelin' cooool out in the street
Goin' OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Tap your feet
"Weep weepy oooooo!"
Goes the guitar man
"Boom ba aboom boom ba
A do gong do gong do gong do gong da boodla boodla boodla!"
Goes the drummer man
"Boom boom boom boom,"
Goes the man on the bass
And we go "OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao-Mao-Mao-Mao!"
All over the place
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Drivin' your car
OO-Chuck-a-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-a-Mao-How
Happy you are
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Ram a lam bam
Transistors and brothers
Kick out the jam!
Whooo! Hooey! Wheee! Hey! Oooh! Hey!
Think about the kind of song you rinse and return
And you've got OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Easy to learn
Think about a candle with both ends to burn
And it's OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Easy to learn
What about a needle without any thread?
That ole' OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Sticks in your... head
Even the bweeerngg! that goes under the bed
Is full of OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
What I just said
Rock me crazy, split my head
Wake me up in the mornin', and put me to bed
Say what you say for the rest of the day
But it all sound like OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Anyway
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Drivin' your car
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
So good so far
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
Strawberry jam
Transistors and brothers
Kick out the jams!
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
We live so fine
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao
So down the line
OO-Chuck-A-Mao-Mao, OO-Chuck-A-Mao-I
Can't understand it
It's like makin' love to a one-armed bandit
Come on, babe, I love ya!
Whoo!
Let's give us one more try
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Don't you wink your nobbies at me!
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Ouch!
You're breakin' my heart
Ouch!
I'm fallin' apart
Ouch!
Ow, ow
Ouch!
When we first met (when we first met)
I must admit I fell for you right from the start
(I must admit I fell for you right from the start)
(Now)
Now when we meet
(Now when we meet)
All kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart
(All kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart)
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow, ow
Ouch!
(What)
What is this thing called love
(What is this thing)
Why do they say it makes the world go 'round?
(Called love why do they say it makes the world go 'round?)
(I)
I can't explain
(I can't explain)
The way I feel for you, my feet don't touch the ground
(The way I feel for you my feet don't touch the ground)
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow, ow
Ouch!
(When)
When we first met (when we first met)
I must admit I fell for you right from the start
(I must admit I fell for you right from the start)
(Now)
Now when we meet
(Now when we meet)
All kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart
(All kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart)
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow, ow
Ouch!
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow, ow
Ouch!
oooooo
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Well, I'm a kid's boat stuck in the weeds
I'm a stray dog nobody feeds
I'm a surplus nobody needs
Who am I foolin'?
I'm a bigshot, I'm a millionaire
I'm a genius, I got brains to spare
I'm Napoleon, and there's a world out there
I could be ruling
Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Schizophrenia
Gets in between ya
Oh! Blame it on society!
Well, I'm an insect covered in spray
I'm a chip bag for chucking away
I'm a victim of moral decay
... hang on a mo..... I'm a champion
I'm second to none
I'm a film star havin' some fun
I'm all the superheroes rolled into one
I'll have you know!
Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Schizophrenia
Gets in between ya
Oh! Blame it on society! (Paranoia)
(Paranoia)
(Schizophrenia) Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Paranoia
Can annoy ya
Schizophrenia
Gets in between ya
Oh! Blame it on society!
Oh! Blame it on society!
Oh! Blame it on society!
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She runs a Greenshield library
Saves everything she's got
For her wedding day
Save all day, that's okay
But give me some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Piggy bank love, piggy bank love
She dreams of cheap land, children,
Towels labeled his and hers
Plaster ducks in pairs
Flying up the stairs
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Piggy bank love
Piggy bank love
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do
Do ooo wooo
That's okay, save all day
We'll make her mother happy
With tinted photographs
Of our wedding day
Smile all day, make 'em laugh
But gimme some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Piggy bank love
Piggy bank love
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of that piggy bank lovin'
Some of
Some of
Some of
Some of
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I know you know what you know
But you should know by now that you're not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see
Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Bible punching heavyweight
Evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutan and anaconda
Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too
Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo tekraaam ot tnew eiggip elttil siht
One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yeah
They say revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear
'Cause I don't care
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Do a poo poo
oink oink
Walkie-talkie man says "‘ello, ‘ello, ‘ello,"
With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes
Hanging from a Christmas tree
Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin' up my nose
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
A poo poo
Poo
..piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
This little piggy went WOOOOOOO!!
....all the way home
This little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Wooo..oooo!
All the way home
(oink oink)
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed at home
And This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Woooo!
All the way home, all the way home
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef!
and this little piggy had none!
Poor Piggy!
This little piggy went...
Ooooooooo
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Look at the day; look all around you
Look at the way it all surrounds you
Sunshine spills over the hills and I can hear them saying
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
Plenty of time
People may come and people may go
They do what they can and know what they know *
Look at the sky; it has no ending
How can I fly without pretending
How can it be even leaves on a tree seem to be saying
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
Plenty of time
Heaven's above, hell is below
We're in the middle
And that's how it goes
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
We've got plenty of time if you want it
We've got plenty of time
Plenty of time
Slow down (it's so good to)
Slow down (it's so good to)
Slow down (it's so good to)
Slow down (it's so good to)
Slow down (it's so good to)
Slow down
Slow down
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Pour l'amour des chiens
For ze love of dogs Un homme avec un chien
He walks his dog each day
Ze dog is a basset hound
It has big large ears, little short legs
And a willy that nearly touches the ground Pour l'amour des chiens
Pour l'amour des chiens
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Uhhh... uhhh... this next song is a protest song.
Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.
All the prophets of doom
can always find room
In a world full of worry and fear
Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets
And rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
So I'm goin back to my little old shack
And drink me a bottle of wine
That was mis en bouteille before my birthday
And have me a fuckin' good time
Rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum
We're marching for freedom today
Yeay
Turn on your headlights and sound your horn
If people get in the way
Let me turn you on to the chromium swan
On the nose of a long limousine
Even hired for the day it is something to say
But what the hhehhellll does it mean
I may be accused of being confused
But I'm average weight for my height
My philosophy like color tv
Is all there in black and white
RAI! .. rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum
We're marching for freedom today
yeay!
Turn on your headlights and sound your horn
If people get in the way
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