Boo hoo hoo hoo... 

Well, I never... who are you? 

You don't care what happens to us Corn Dollies!

What makes you think that?

We live in the standing corn. We keep it safe, and do no one harm. 

And yet, every year, you farmers cut it down, and leave us poor Corn Dollies homeless!

We have to cut the carn, to make the flour, to make the bread we eat.

Even if we didn't cut it, the corn would wither in Autumn, and you Corn Dollies would still be homeless.

Just because we're small, and made of straw, you think you can treat us anyhow!

I'll find somewhere for you to live.

Look! You can live there, and be snug all winter through.

You live in a fine house made of stone. 

Just because us Corn Dollies are small and made of straw, you think we're not good enough to live in a proper house!

Not at all! 

There. You can live with us.

Not at all! 

Boo hoo hoo!!!

What's the matter now?

Just because we're small... and made of straw... you set me over here...

 while you and your wife sit next to the fire!

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

The poor, silly, little thing!